Robert Hays 
 as Ted Striker

Julie Hagerty 
 as Elaine Dickinson

Leslie Nielsen 
 as Dr. Rumack

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar 
 as Roger Murdock

Lloyd Bridges 
 as Steve McCroskey

Peter Graves 
 as Captain Clarence Oveur

Lorna Patterson 
 as Randy

Robert Stack 
 as Captain Rex Kramer

Jim Abrahams 
 as Religious Zealot #6

Jonathan Banks 
 as Gunderson

Stephen Stucker 
 as Johnny Henshaw-Jacobs

Frank Ashmore 
 as Victor Basta

Craig Berenson 
 as Paul Carey

Barbara Billingsley 
 as Jive Lady

Lee Bryant 
 as Mrs. Hammen

Joyce Bulifant 
 as Mrs. Davis

Mae E. Campbell 
 as Security Lady

Ethel Merman 
 as Lieutenant Hurwitz

Jimmie Walker 
 as Windshield Wiper Man

Jill Whelan 
 as Lisa Davis

Nora Meerbaum 
 as Cocaine Lady

Kenneth Tobey 
 as Air Controller Neubauer

James Hong 
 as Japanese General

Michelle Stacy 
 as Young Girl with Coffee

David Leisure 
 as First Krishna

Ann Nelson 
 as Hanging Lady

Al White 
 as Second Jive Dude

Nicholas Pryor 
 as Mr. Hammen

Cyril O'Reilly 
 as Soldier

Ted Chapman 
 as Airport Steward

Jesse Emmett 
 as Man from India

Norman Alexander Gibbs 
 as First Jive Dude

Amy Gibson 
 as Soldier's Girl

Marcy Goldman 
 as Mrs. Geline

Bob Gorman 
 as Striped Controller

Rossie Harris 
 as Joey

Maurice Hill 
 as Reporter #3

David Hollander 
 as Young Boy with Coffee

Howard Honig 
 as Jack

Gregory Itzin 
 as Religious Zealot #1

Howard Jarvis 
 as Man in Taxi

Michael Laurence 
 as Newscaster

Zachary Lewis 
 as Religious Zealot #3

Barbara Mallory 
 as Religious Zealot #2

Maureen McGovern 
 as Nun

Mary Mercier 
 as Shirley

Len Mooy 
 as Reporter #1

Laura Nix 
 as Mrs. Hurwitz

John O'Leary 
 as Reporter #2

Bill Porter 
 as Hospital Contortionist

Conrad E. Palmisano 
 as Religious Zealot #4

Mallory Sandler 
 as L.A. Ticket Agent

Robert Starr 
 as Religious Zealot #5

Barbara Stuart 
 as Mrs. Kramer

Lee Terri 
 as Mrs. Oveur

William Tregoe 
 as Jack Kirkpatrick

Hatsuo Uda 
 as Japanese Newscaster

Herb Voland 
 as Air Controller Macias

John David Wilder 
 as Second Krishna

Windy 
 as Horse

Jason Wingreen 
 as Dr. Brody

Louise Yaffe 
 as Mrs. Jaffe

Charlotte Zucker 
 as Make-up Lady

David Zucker 
 as Ground Crewman #2

Jerry Zucker 
 as Ground Crewman #1

Kitten Natividad 
 as Bouncy Topless Woman on Plane (uncredited)

Larry Blake 
 as Upside-Down Man (uncredited)

Paula Moody 
 as Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Sandra Lee Gimpel 
 as Girl Scout In Bar (uncredited)

Henry Wills 
 as Commuter on Baggage Carousel (uncredited)

Joyce Mandel 
 as Woman on Flight (uncredited)

Gene LeBell 
 as Religious Zealot (uncredited)

Susan Breslau 
 as Ticket Agent (uncredited)